Why Do You Want A Paid For Current Account?
Right, Someone has to fill me in here..You have a bank to keep your money in yeah..They make interest off your money anyways which they pass on like a measly 1% or whatever it is these days to you.
Now can someone give me a fucking reason as to why I would pay my own fucking bank to keep money in my own account for them to still make interest on it?
It’s absolute fucking stupid!!!
Every 3 months I get a call from Lloyds TSB asking me if I would like to upgrade from my Classic Current account and get all the “benefits” of going to a silver account.
Now Lloyds TSB should be pretty used to my answer by now which is always a fucking damn straight NO.
I should forget the fact that our number is signed up to the Telephone Preferance Service which stops marketing calls and any calls you receieve after that is then illegal..I’ll try and forget that point.
I also looked into these so called “advantages” of a Silver account. I’ll list them,
Monthly Fee: £3 for first 3 months then £7.95 after. Someone please tell me why I would pay fucking money to my bank to keep my money with them for them to make extra interest. It’s fucking wank!.
AA Breakdown Cover: No Thanks..I have an 07 Plate car anyways..But I can get AA Cover for £5 for the year!..So why would i want that?
Travel Insurance: Looked further into this. WHY oh WHY is it only europe!…My travel is outside Europe..Thats Wank..And why would I pay for it each month anyway?…I don’t go away every month do I!!!
Mobile Phone Insurance: No, No, No
Sentinel Card Protection: Why do I need card protection. Any human with common sense knows how to safeguard themselves against fraud and isn’t stupid enough to lose their card anyways!.
Airmiles: Always thought this should have an award for the most stupid incentive ever..I still stand by that statement…You have to cover a bizillion miles before you can actually spend your points on something decent anyway!!!
Money Transfer Or Travel Money: Another pointless idea IMO.
We all talk about the credit crunch and everything, So why would anyone want to take something like this up!!…Lloyds TSB trying to help..More like get more money from us.
Been hearing on the radio that one day banks will force us to pay for current accounts. Over my fucking dead body!!!..I would rather jump off a plane at 40,000 feet and hope to catch my eyelid on a nail before I would pay a fucking bank to keep my own money!!!.
IF they ever fucking do that, I will heat every fucking weak spot for MASSIVE DAMAGE at that bank and will move to a building society.
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